Memories 1 and 2

[likeawritingdesk]

Starter Memory: Cat on my faaaace

This is a two-second memory of a cat landing harmlessly on Gil's face. It is terrible and he screams and he crumples to the floor. :'( He is now terrified of cats.

Memory 2: A "curious wealthy person" offers him coin for his company

This is what I get for asking AJ to pick my first memory.

THINGS GIL KNOWS THINGS ABOUT RIGHT NOW: CATS AND PROSTITUTION

Comments

[murderingthetime]

I am a helper.

[likeawritingdesk]

I SHOULD HAVE REALIZED.....

[murderingthetime]

Come now, you're my ♥ dear ♥ castmate!

[likeawritingdesk]

I hope my first memory of you is pretending to shoot you in the face

[murderingthetime]

If I get to give it to you it will definitely be smoking.

[likeawritingdesk]

scream get out

[murderingthetime]

this is what you get for apping into a cast with aj

[fairlyheroic]

I KIND OF PARSED THAT AS CAT PROSTITUTES

GIL WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOUNG MAN

[likeawritingdesk]

NOOOOOO THAT WOULD BE THE WORST

[kickmeintheface]

.............................

scream

YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOURSELFFFF

[likeawritingdesk]

It's ok, he's still technically a virgin!11

[kickmeintheface]

... "Technically"?

[likeawritingdesk]

Yes.

[kickmeintheface]

how does that even ...

[likeawritingdesk]

Wwweeellll...

Use your imagination Shinji-kun

[kickmeintheface]

...

fff.

[pretender]

blowjobs don't count.

[kickmeintheface]

...

it all makes sense now.

[likeawritingdesk]

fghlsfj I love Oglaf

BE AWARE THE SLUT MAY TRY TO TRICK YOU

[amivoringyou]

that is so wrong coming from that account l-lol

[pretender]

i don't really have a right account ...

[amivoringyou]

oh ... that's true ....